Friday, April 10, 2009

Friday Funny....Panties on the plane

There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip fo r the first time.The first lady said, I don't know about you, but I'mgonna wear me some hot pink panties before I get on that plane.""Why you gonna wear them?" the other two asked? The first replied, " Cause, if that plane goes down, and I'm out there laying butt-up in a cornfield, they’re gonna find me first."
The second lady said, "Well, I'm gonna wearme some florescent orange panties. "Why you gonna wear them?" the others asked. The second lady answered, "Cause if this here plane is goin' down and I’m floating butt-up in the 0cean, they will see me first." The third lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wearany panties...."What?............ No panties?............" the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, "That's right girlfriends, you’re hearing me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if this plane goes down, honey,they’ll always look for the black box first."